Wherein we confront what may the the final days of our existence as the new cold war really revs up its engine and swings into full gear. Get in here!

BREAKING NEWS: Wherein we introduce Doc B, our new advice.... advisor! Get in here! 

Wherein I figure out that things are good for like the first time in years and I get stupid about it and automatically hate myself for it. It's very broken and complex you'll love it. Get in here!

Wherein we take a closer look at the 8,000 dance parties that are scheduled for this weekend.  Get in here!

Wherein everyone went bananas for three days and now we all hate each other and nobody is ever going out again, like anyone ever went out to begin with. Get in here! 

Some Valentine's Day Advice from a person who nobody should ever listen to: me! Get in here!